If it were only real

I looked in my junk e-mail to see if anything good had slipped through. In the last two days I've gotten 13 $250 Starbucks gift cards. Now, it's very rare I ever go there, because #1, I like to support local coffee shops, and #2, I don't like coffee. So if these were really real I would give one to my brother who loves Starbucks, I would keep one for myself to buy the tea I like, and the rest I would sell on E-bay.

Also a couple of weeks ago I won the British lottery (that I didn't even enter) TWICE!!!

I can only dream.....